Makin' Bacon

Makin' bacon on a Saturday morning.
Is really one of my favorite things to do.
The only thing I love more than makin' bacon.
Is eatin' the bacon I made the whole day through.

CHORUS
'Cause the bacon goes
Sizzle, hiss, pop, sizzle, hiss, pop, sizzle.
Sizzle, hiss, pop, sizzle, hiss, pop, sizzle.
Sizzle, hiss, pop, sizzle, hiss, pop, sizzle.
Pop, sizzle, hiss, pop, sizzle, hiss
And the bacon goes
Sizzle, hiss, pop, sizzle, hiss, pop, sizzle.
Sizzle, hiss, pop, sizzle, hiss, pop, sizzle.
Sizzle, hiss, pop, sizzle, hiss, pop, sizzle.
Pop, sizzle, hiss, pop, sizzle, hisssssss

Microwave it, oven bake it, I prefer my bacon.
Cooked wide open fried up in a pan.
Make sure to flip your bacon with a spatula, fork or tongs.
So you won't burn the bacon or your hands.

CHORUS

Bacon down for me.
Makin' bacon.
For goodness sakin'.
Everybody's wakin' to the smell of my bacon.
There's no mistaken when the house start shaking.
That everybody's racing to the kitchen for a piece of my bacon.
The fast we are breakin'.
We ain't Corn Flakin'.
We're eatin' that bacon.

Makin' bacon on a Saturday morning.
Is really one of my favorite things.
The smell of cooking bacon is music to my nose.
Let's listen as that bacon starts to sing.

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There's A Puppy Sleeping On My Hand

There's a puppy sleeping on my hand.
And my hand is asleep beneath the puppy.
There's a puppy sleeping on my hand.
And my hand is asleep beneath the puppy.
There's a puppy sleeping on my hand.
And my hand is asleep beneath the puppy.
There's a puppy sleeping on my hand.
And my hand fell asleep 'cause the puppy fell asleep on my hand.

There's a kitten sleeping on my foot.
And my foot is asleep beneath the kitten.
There's a kitten sleeping on my foot.
And my foot is asleep beneath the kitten.
There's a kitten sleeping on my foot.
And my foot is asleep beneath the kitten.
There's a kitten sleeping on my foot.
And my foot fell asleep 'cause the kitten fell asleep on my foot.

They laid down, laid down.
And fell fast asleep.
Now I feel it in my fingers, feel it in my toes.
Prickly, tickly hands and feet.

There's a puppy sleeping on my hand.
And my hand is asleep beneath the puppy.
There's a kitten sleeping on my foot.
And my foot is asleep beneath the kitten.
There's a puppy sleeping on my hand.
And my hand is asleep beneath the puppy.

'Cause my hand fell asleep 'cause the puppy fell asleep.
And my foot fell asleep 'cause the kitten fell asleep.
Well, you hand and your foot.
Will fall asleep when you put.
A sleepy kitten on your foot.
And a puppy is sleeping on your hand.

I said, you hand and your foot
Will fall asleep when you put
A sleepy kitten on your foot
And a puppy is sleeping on your hand.

Where Are You Shoes?

Of all the things that I could lose.
I always seem to lose my shoes.
I never can recall the last place.
Where I sat down and unlaced.
My shoes.

Shoes, shoes, where are you?
I surely do wish.
That I knew.
I know you must be hiding in the house somewhere.
Maybe underneath the couch or over by the big chair.

I can't go outside.
Play ball down the street.
Until I put you.
On my feet.
So shoes, shoes, where are you?
I surely do wish I knew.
I surely do wish I knew.

Play a little somethin' while I look for my shoes

Shoes, shoes, where are you?
I don't have a single clue.
I took you off a little while ago.
But where I was.
I don't know.
Are you in my room?
Are you on the stairs?
I think I've looked just about everywhere.
So shoes, shoes, where are you?
I surely do wish I knew.
I surely do wish I knew.

Mom and Dad get SO mad.
Every time I lose my shoes (and they lose their temper).
They always ask me if I have.
Looked in bathroom.
Looked in the den.
I say, "I looked there".
They say "go look again!".

Shoes, shoes, where are you?
I surely do wish.
That I knew.
I know that you're hidin' in the house somewhere.
Maybe underneath the couch or over by the big chair.

I can't go outside.
Play in the backyard.
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
Shoes, shoes, where are you?
I surely do wish I knew.
I surely do wish I knew.

Where are you shoes?
Where are you shoes?
Somebody give me the good news that you found my shoes.
Where are you shoes?
Where are you shoes?
Where are you shoes?
Where are you shoes?

Chicken Dog

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Chicken Dog.
Bock, a buh bock.
A Bock,a buh baaaah. X 2

Chicken dog, Chicken dog, Chicken dog, Chicken dog, chicken Dog. Bock, a buh bock.
A Bock,a buh.
Ruff.

Put a piece of chicken on a hotdog bun.
Eat it right up, it's tasty and fun.
CHORUS

When people ask you what you're eatin'.
You can smile and simply repeatin'.
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There a lot of different chicken dogs you can try.
Grilled chicken, roasted chicken, even fried.
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So you put a piece on chicken on a hotdog bun
Eat it right up, It's tasty and fun.
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I Love To Sing

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I love to sing.
In the morning 'till I say goodnight.
I love to sing.
You never know when I might.

Sing a song about you.
Sing a song about me.
Sing a song about Dolphins.
Swimming in the sea.

Singing in the bathtub.
Singing on my swing.
Sing anywhere and sing about anything.

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Sing about cars - (honk).
Sing about a train. - (whoo whoo).
Sing about my sister until she complains (mom - he won't stop singing about me!).

Sing a song with my friends.
Singing on the way to school.
Sing a song in the garage.
Where it echoes really cool.

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Sing along with the song.
Playing on the radio.
Sing the theme song of my favorite TV show.

Sing about the summer.
Sing about the winter.
Sing about the pizza that we had for dinner. (Pepperoni, extra cheese, lots of sauce, please!).

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Cause I love to sing x 2.
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Singing pop songs.
Singing R and B.
Singin rock and roll.
Sing a little country.
Sing anywhere and sing about anything.
Heck, I'm singing right now about how much I like to sing.

CHORUS x 2

Good Night

When the pale moon smiles.
And the stars sparkle dance.
When the night paints the sky black as coal.
When you eyes close tired.
And the sound goes silent.
I will say good night.

When the barn owl hunts.
And the firefly's bulb glows.
When the crickets play that cricket song we all know.
When you legs lay weary.
And your breath draws slow.
I will say good night.

CHORUS
Goodnight.
God, Mom and I.
Are watching over you.
The whole night through.
And daybreak.
Is but a sweet dream away.
So I will say good night to you.
I will say good night to you.

When the flood light moths frenzy.
The spider spins her web.
The squirrels in the trees.
Gather leaves for a bed.
Buried warm in blankets.
Soft pillow for your head.
I will say good night.

CHORUS

Roll The Windows Down

When I'm riding in the car I like to roll the windows down.
When I'm riding in the car I like to roll the windows down.
I like the way my hair blows around.
I like to hear that whooshing sound.
I like the way the world goes flying by.

CHORUS
So roll the windows down.
Momma please roll your windows down.
Daddy please roll your window down.
Brother please roll your window down.
Sister please roll your window down.
Roll the windows down.

When I'm riding in the car I like to roll the windows down.
When I'm riding in the car I like to roll the windows down.
I like the way the wind flaps my clothes.
I like the smells that fill my nose.
The faster that the car go, go, go goes.

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Wherever our destination.
The grocery store of gas station.
To the end of our street.
Or all the way across town.
I like to ride with the windows down.

When I'm riding in the car I like to roll the windows down.
When I'm riding in the car I like to roll the windows down.
I like the way my hair blows around.
I like to hear that whooshing sound.
I like the way the wind flaps my clothes.
I like the smells that fill my nose.
The faster that the car go, go, go goes.

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Granny please roll your window down.
Nanny please roll your window down.
Would somebody please roll your window down.

Don't Eat All The Cookie Dough

Hey there Momma.
What you makin?
Are you getting ready to do some baking?

And what's over there in the big old bowl?
Could that be chocolate chip cookie dough?

Alright.
Can we have a bite?
Momma always says.
You kids know.
I can't make cookies.
If you eat all my cookie dough.

CHORUS
Don't, Don't, Don't Eat all the cookie dough.
Don't, Don't, Don't Eat all the cookie dough.
Don't, Don't, Don't Eat all the cookie dough.
MMMMMMMMMMMMM - that's good.

I take one bite.
Of the cookie dough.
I take a second bite.
Of the cookie dough.
I take a third bite.
Of the cookie dough.

Momma turns around and says.
You kids know.
I can't make cookies.
If you eat all the cookie dough.

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I sneak another bite.
Of the cookie dough.
I sneak a second bite.
Of the cookie dough.
I sneak a third bite.
Of the cookie dough.

Momma gets mad and says.
You kids know.
I can't make cookies.
If you eat my cookie dough.

CHORUS

Dough, dough, dough, cookie, dough, dough, dough
Flour, baking powder, butter sugar and salt.
Chocolate chips and that's not all.
Add one egg,then mix real slow.
Now you know the recipe for making cookie dough.

Chorus x 2

Now clap your hands if you like cookie dough
I said clap your hands if you like cookie dough
My momma always used to say, "Son, don't you know?
That I can't make cookies if you eat all the cookie dough.
That's right."
Don't, Don't, Don't
Eat all the cookie dough.
Don't, Don't, Don't
Eat all the cookie dough.
Don't, Don't, Don't
Eat all the cookie dough.
Don't, Don't, Don't

CHORUS

Don't Eat All The Cookie Dough

Well I was walking in the backyard the other day
When I stepped on something that smooshed like clay
It was icky and sticky and stinky and brown
And when I stepped in it
It made a (Smoosh sound here) sound

CHORUS
Whaddya do do do
When you step in Doggie Doodle
Whaddya doo doo doo
When you step in Doggie Doodle

You do, do, do the stepped in Doggie Doodle dance
You, do, do the stepped in Doggie Doodle dance

First you drag your shoe across the grass real slow
Then you stomp, stomp your heel
Then tap, tap your toe
Shake and kick, Shake and kick till the doodle lets go
Repeat as necessary now that you know

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First you drag your shoe across the grass real slow
Then you stomp, stomp your heel
Then tap, tap your toe
Shake and kick, Shake and kick till the doodle lets go
I just remembered one other trick you might want to know
Now that you are stuck in the groove of this Doggie Doodle Song
But the doodle's stuck in the grooves of the shoe you have on
One final move has my approval for doodle removal
Find a hose, let is flow and away the problem goes
The Doggie Doodle hasn't got a fighting chance Against a blast of water and the doggie doodle dance

CHORUS

Well it's a fact of life there's no avoiding it
Someday when you're walking you will step in dog . . .
Shout it

CHORUSx 2

Let's review
First, step in Doggie Doodle
Next, drag your shoe across the grass real slow
Now stomp your heal and tap your toe
Very good
Now shake and kick your shoe until that doodle lets go
And if all else fails
Spray your shoe off with a garden hose
Repeat as necessary and thanks for listening.

ROYGBIV

Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo violet.
ROY G BIV, ROY G BIV
ROY G BIV, ROY G BIV
Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo violet.
ROY G BIV, ROY G BIV
ROY G BIV, ROY G BIV

R.O.Y.G.B.I.V
R.O.Y.G.B.I.V
R.O.Y.G.B.I.V
The colors of the rainbow that we see
R.O.Y.G.B.I.V
R.O.Y.G.B.I.V
R.O.Y.G.B.I.V
The colors of the rainbow that we see

Red-R-Orange-O-Yellow-Y-Green-G-Blue-B-Indigo Violet-I-V
Red-R-Orange-O-Yellow-Y-Green-G-Blue-B-Indigo Violet-I-V

R.O.Y.G.B.I.V
R.O.Y.G.B.I.V
R.O.Y.G.B.I.V
The colors of the rainbow that we see
R.O.Y.G.B.I.V
R.O.Y.G.B.I.V
R.O.Y.G.B.I.V
The colors of the rainbow that we see

Pass The Yawn

Yawning
Is a funny thing
That our bodies force us to do
And if you see me yawning
With little or no warning
You might find yourself yawning too

So (Yawn)

CHORUS
Pass the yawn
Pass the yawn
I yawn, then you yawn then we pass it on
Pass the yawn
Pass the yawn
You'll probably yawn during this song.

Yawning
Is a mystery
To the scientists who study why we yawn (how do ya get that job?)
When tired or bored
Its so hard to avoid a yawn filled with sweet oxygen

Can you see all my teeth?
When my mouth opens up wide
Or the strain on my face from the yawn I tried to hide

I know you were watching from across this place
'Cause I see that a yawn is now stretching your face

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So hey there fellow
Did I see you yawn during my solo?
Can I offer you a pillow?
So you can sleep, sleep, sleep
While we keep, keep, keep
Playing this song about passing the yawn, yawn, yawn

Yawning
Is a crazy thing
That our bodies force us to do
And if you see me yawning
You bet I am going to
Pass that yawn right on to you

CHORUS

No matter what your age is
A yawn is contagious
You might find this song completely outrageous

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I yawn, then you yawn, then she yawns, then he yawns and on and on and yawn and yawn and yawn
Yawns will go on forever and ever
Let's all take a moment and yawn together
Pass the yawn.

It Was A Goat

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It was a goat
That took my boat
For a float out on the sea

I never knew
A billy goat
Could Captain and crew a boat
Better than me

I made a note
To take the goat
Off the boat
But the goat
Ate the note
That I wrote to remind me

To take the goat
Off the boat
And down his throat the note is hard to read

And so the goat
Took my boat
For a float out on the sea

You may ask why
I had a goat on my boat?
I thought he'd make for fine company
You may ask why not a dog or a cat or a parrot
Or a chimpanzee?

Because think about it. A chimpanzee would be way cooler than a goat.

CHORUS

So if you see
A billy goat
Sailing a boat out on the sea

Say Ahoy there goat
I have here note
From the owner of this boat for you to read.
And if the goat
Can read the note
That I wrote
I sure hope
That he takes it quite seriously.

It reads - Dear Billy Goat
Hope you are enjoying your vacation on the High Seas
Now, come back with my boat!
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty please!

You may ask why
I had a goat on my boat
I thought he'd make for fine company.
You may ask why not a duck or a ferret or even a hive of Honey Bees?
O.K. Bees on a boat is probably not the best idea - but I do like honey.

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So if the goat
Eats my note
Then sails the boat
Back home safely

Both you and I
Will be surprised
The Billy goat can sail and read.

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So all hail captain Billy goat
Billy goat
So all hail captain Billy goat
Billy goat
So all hail captain Billy goat
Billy goat
The Billy goat that sails the sea.